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I Was Like Bieber, Bieber, Bieber, No…

    The Childcare Worker has, most appropriately, decided to be the personal nanny for Perthville’s Child Star. It’s an unprecedented move that many in the community regard as radical, but the worker...

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On Da Good Ship Lollipop

  This child star is no Shirley Temple. For one thing, she’s a hip-hop dancer. For another, she’s on a real ship, and Shirley was actually on a plane when she sang her trademark song! That’s trivia...

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“Shirley T” Takes Long Service Leave

Editorial note: When we wrote our story comparing our Child Star, “Shirley T”, to Shirley Temple yesterday morning, we did not know the extent of our psychicity, and that we were about to lose the...

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Squeezing Every Last Drop of Blood Out of the Gruffalo

    Perthville’s Theatre Directors are organising the launch of a children’s book on national TV. Any guess for which one? Once she comes down her long-service break on Ringer’s Ruins, where she is...

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From Defending M&Ms to M

  This Child Star believes he will one day be able to emerge from a rolling ocean with abs and make women all over the world sigh in movie theatres. He knows he has it in him to take over from Daniel...

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CRIME SCENE: Child Star Falls Off the Map and is Trodden On By Our Cameraman

      When the career of a Child Star starts to slide, it slides fast. And if the Child Star is standing on the edge of a model railway when that happens, they fall, and they fall hard. And it will be...

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Like Polyjuice, the Anti-Zombie Potion is Never Ready When You Are

    The Charity Worker and Childcare Worker, two of the most respectable and helpful citizens of Perthville, are performing good deeds even in the thick of the Zombie infestation. They gathered up all...

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A New Song Tops iTunes Today: Zombies Left My Brain and Took My Heart

  This Child Star never hesitates to make songs out of her experiences. She was bitten by a Zombie in the middle of the Zombie raid, but she has recovered from the Zombie attack and has decided to...

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