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The Childcare Worker has, most appropriately, decided to be the personal nanny for Perthville’s Child Star. It’s an unprecedented move that many in the community regard as radical, but the worker...
View ArticleOn Da Good Ship Lollipop
This child star is no Shirley Temple. For one thing, she’s a hip-hop dancer. For another, she’s on a real ship, and Shirley was actually on a plane when she sang her trademark song! That’s trivia...
View Article“Shirley T” Takes Long Service Leave
Editorial note: When we wrote our story comparing our Child Star, “Shirley T”, to Shirley Temple yesterday morning, we did not know the extent of our psychicity, and that we were about to lose the...
View ArticleSqueezing Every Last Drop of Blood Out of the Gruffalo
Perthville’s Theatre Directors are organising the launch of a children’s book on national TV. Any guess for which one? Once she comes down her long-service break on Ringer’s Ruins, where she is...
View ArticleFrom Defending M&Ms to M
This Child Star believes he will one day be able to emerge from a rolling ocean with abs and make women all over the world sigh in movie theatres. He knows he has it in him to take over from Daniel...
View ArticleCRIME SCENE: Child Star Falls Off the Map and is Trodden On By Our Cameraman
When the career of a Child Star starts to slide, it slides fast. And if the Child Star is standing on the edge of a model railway when that happens, they fall, and they fall hard. And it will be...
View ArticleLike Polyjuice, the Anti-Zombie Potion is Never Ready When You Are
The Charity Worker and Childcare Worker, two of the most respectable and helpful citizens of Perthville, are performing good deeds even in the thick of the Zombie infestation. They gathered up all...
View ArticleA New Song Tops iTunes Today: Zombies Left My Brain and Took My Heart
This Child Star never hesitates to make songs out of her experiences. She was bitten by a Zombie in the middle of the Zombie raid, but she has recovered from the Zombie attack and has decided to...
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